Ugly

– Do you mind if I take your picture?
– Rather not.
– Why not? You look great.
– I don’t think I look great at all.
– But those pants are great.
– I think I’m ugly.
– Oh?
– My family always said I was ugly. Everyone said I was ugly.
– This is not the first time I’ve noticed you. And it’s because you look great.
– Just look at how people are dressed. Men should pay more attention to their grooming.
– It’s fun to look good.
– I want to look neat and tidy. Grooming is important.
– So, do you mind if I take your picture?
– Alright then. But make it quick.

Translated by Richard de Nooy

Ik vind mezelf lelijk